he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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