Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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