Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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