fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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