I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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