worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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