The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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