This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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