my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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