so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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