Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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