What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
How does it feel to date your dad?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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