well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Randomize
