So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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