it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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