And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
