problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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