Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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