I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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