Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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