living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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