you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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