I wannas sexs uuuuu
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Green mimosas i think yes
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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