Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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