GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
