Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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