K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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