this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
