But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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