1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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