I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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