why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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