so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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