She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Randomize
