I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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