you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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