What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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