just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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