Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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