If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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