I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I think your dad took our porno
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
