Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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