gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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