Yo dont text me then not text me
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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