What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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