That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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