Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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