Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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