What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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