it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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