What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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