ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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