Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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