How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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