You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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